Dear BYU Football
I don't know how this happened, but I received an email just a few minutes ago. It read: "Dear BYU Football, Wow. You guys must really suck. Love, Utah Football." I can only imagine they're referring to either the ugly Tulsa game or the fact that they beat the same UCLA football that beat BYU by 38 points today. Wow. Would suck to be BYU Football tonight. I guess I only have two things to say. "Way to go Utah," and "BYU--That's what you get for singing Popcorn Popping on the Apricot Tree at your home games." The universe has a terrific sense of poetic justice.