Still haven't delved into Twitter. I have a hard enough time staying current with Facebook. Am I getting techno-old? Resisting the latest and greatest?! If so, convince me.
Wondered today what famous people (and other entities) who don't use Twitter would Tweet if they used the site...
@TSMonson: Don't get me wrong, but if I hear one more 747 spiritual allegory, Lufthansa is getting grounded.
@cbutt: lejislateiv seshun is goin good. Twelth Grayd gotta go!!!
@jSloan: It's days like this that I think back to the good ol' days. Heck, I even miss 'Tag.
@PoBAM: Let me be clear: Michelle and I have our issues with teleprompters.
@GBeckStar: Just heard about this "Tea Party" thing. Wondering if people really believe that I believe the things I say on air. Have they heard of satire?
@Canada: Sucks to be America, eh, hosers?
@America: @Canada: You're still in Canada.
@Provo: It's a good time to be me.
@SLC: @Provo: You're still in Utah County.
@Sinatra: Who is this Buble guy? Hey, Corlione, have you heard of this Buble guy?
@MeatLoaf: Remember me? I used to grace your kitchen table. Now you've gone all sissy "organic" on me. You used to be cool, American Dinner. You used to be cool.
@Toyoda: Man, this has been a bad couple of weeks.
@SHRBill: I'm just a bill, just a multi-billion dollar failed bill. And I'm sitting here stalled on Capitol Hill. But I know I'll be a law someday, at least I hope and pray that I will, but today I am still just a bill.
@JimmerDette: I. Am. Awesome.
@smire: Just heard about this "Team Edward" thing. I wonder if people really believe I believe the things I write? Have they ever heard of satire?
@DarthVader: Had "the talk" with Luke & Leia today. Went great, I think...but man they looked awkward. Kept scooting away from each other and blushing all the time. Guess this is what I get for being an absentee Sith Lord.
@Handiana Ryan: Planning another run at Star Wars, Indiana Jones, the Witness, and Jack Ryan novels in the next year. 70 is totally the next 30.
@chinesefood: I'm delicious. But I kinda miss MSG. We had a good thing.
@indianfood: @chinesefood: sucka! You're /so/ yesterday's curry.
@pizza: @indianfood: say that in forty years and you'll be in my ballpark, baby.