A Prayer of Thanksgiving

And so we give thanks...

Our Jimmer which art in Provo,
Hallowed be thy Game,
Thy Naismith come, thy shot go down
in N'Orleans, as it did in Denver.
Give us this day your double cross-over
And forgive us our doubts, as we forgive your doubters.
And lead us not into elimination,
but deliver us from Florida
For thine is the tourney, and the power, and the glory,

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Michemily said...


Catherine said...

I said it once and I will say it again: This makes me want to regurgitate my dinner.

dmz said...

This is so far over the line... it is just wrong to "modify" The Lord's Prayer... BYU and Jimmer certainly will not want to have anything to do it.

Reverend Joe Sondrup said...


Ru said...

Hahahahaha - of course I would find it funny. But that is because I too am TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE. (I haven't earned the extra exclamation points yet. We shall see what I can do about that in 2011.)

DMZ person - I don't think it was sent in to BYU for publication, but I am curious - do you know Jimmer personally? You seem quite sure of his sentiments. Or are you just yet another one of those super annoying fans who refer to BYU players by their first names (Max! Jake! Harvey! Squee!) constantly as if ya'll were besties?

Hugs and kisses all around, people.