Being a Big Guy Certainly Has its Advantages ... and its Disadvantages
Now presenting COMFORT WIPE: The first improvement of toilet paper as we know it since the 1880s!
It extends your reach a full 18 inches...while it follows the contours of your body and comfortably cleans!
Just one question: Why on EARTH would you want to extend your wiping reach 18 inches?!
This made my brothers and I giggle into the early hours. I'm thinking it's a must-have for any American family in this time of economic crisis.